cuteecho:

Follow who I reblogged these from :)

cuteecho:

Follow who I reblogged these from :)

illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

sayfuckitnow:

a couple weeks ago man

sayfuckitnow:

a couple weeks ago man

traveltobeprovedwrong:

deveninanewdress:

cutthroatchorus:

wickedclothes:

Bra With Pockets

This functional bra can hold most cellphones, IDs, and other small items regardless of bust size. Items won’t change the way the bra fits you. Currently on sale at Amazon!

OK I REALLY WANT TO BE KISSING A GIRL AND THEN I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND SHE’S LIKE “CUTE BRA” AND I CAN SAY “THANKS IT HAS POCKETS”

the game has changed forever

THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER

fixmyh34rt:

It was especially foggy this morning.

fixmyh34rt:

It was especially foggy this morning.

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

gofurther:

What do you get when your suds turn scary? A screaming clean Ford. We convinced these passengers to get an innocent car wash-and then dialed up the prank-o-meter to go further. Happy Halloween!

Watch the full video here.

Special thanks to Erebus and The Work!

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”